Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Ode to Walmart

Oh Walmart, Walmart
Sometimes I don't like touching your carts.

Thank you for being so smart
When pricing your fine art.

The people here do have hearts,
But probably need a fresh start.

So thus I will depart,
I love my Walmart.




Today I ventured to my fav store, Walmart in search of a vacuum. I'm terrible at making decisions (and poems for that matter) and it probably looked like I was having an aneurism trying to decide on a vacuum. Luckily, I had three different people (of all shapes, sizes, and personality) give their experienced input and advice on the vacuum they've purchased from Walmart.

I'm very grateful... My new vacuum works great! I just love Walmart... It's the new Consumer Reports for vacuums.



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1 comment:

  1. Bahaha! We just bought a new vacuum and it was so tough picking one!!! I feel your pain ;) Oh and love the poem.....your artistic skills go far beyond just dancing ;)

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